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Posts by Wenders

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Topic: New site navigation system - now live
Wenders

Forum: Site Updates, Suggestions & Corrections   Posted: 12/04/2009 20:53:34   Subject: New site navigation system
I hate it!.............only joking! :flowers: :angel:
Topic: Coniston
Wenders

Forum: North West England   Posted: 10/04/2009 21:37:12   Subject: Coniston
Dont try and fix something that aint broken!
Topic: Coalcleugh Portal (photo)
Wenders

Forum: North East England   Posted: 20/10/2008 13:06:16   Subject: Coalcleugh Portal (photo)
What a Fab pic.....im really enjoying looking at the old photos being uploaded recently
:thumbsup:
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 18/10/2008 13:48:52   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
Man gets caught speeding, police pull him over and as the police man approaches the car the driver leans across and smacks his dog, in the passenger seat, over the nose!

Policeman:"I saw th
Topic: Suggestions for improving the web site
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 17/10/2008 15:15:29   Subject: Suggestions for improving the web site
[quote="tiger99"]Not that it needs much improving, it is one of the better examples of web site design
Alan[/quote]

I agree :thumbsup:
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 16/10/2008 18:25:20   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
I got stopped by a copper while i was going along the m6 i stopped opened the window and he said this is a spot check so i replied i've got 2 blackheads and a boil on my a**

:lol: :lol:
Topic: 2009 Calendar - UPDATE!
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 16/09/2008 16:51:34   Subject: 2009 Calendar - First Draft!
I like it :thumbsup:
Topic: New event added 'Boulby Mine trip' on 03/09/2008 at 10:30
Wenders

Forum: Events   Posted: 11/09/2008 20:29:28   Subject: New event added 'Boulby Mine trip' on 03/09/2008 at 10:30
[quote="simonrl"]Yes, there will certainly be another trip organised for next year, in fact will likely start looking into it now because they book up a long time ahead.[/quote]

Can you boo
Topic: Going by chain (photo)
Wenders

Forum: North Wales   Posted: 14/08/2008 17:28:40   Subject: Going by chain (photo)
Is that one of those "Orbs" in the distance :o

A Knocker!
Topic: Simonrl in mid-flight (photo)
Wenders

Forum: North Wales   Posted: 05/08/2008 22:08:54   Subject: Simonrl in mid-flight (photo)
[quote="simonrl"][quote="Wenders"]heavy traffic....this sounds like too many petrol station sandwiches to me?? :angel: :oops: [/quote]

I've had my last one ;)

Actually I spe
Topic: Simonrl in mid-flight (photo)
Wenders

Forum: North Wales   Posted: 05/08/2008 20:11:26   Subject: Simonrl in mid-flight (photo)
[quote="Colonel Mustard"][quote="Vanoord"]There's a nice multiple SimonRL effect [/quote]

Twas a really excellent trip, but those ropes we put in about 18 months ago have deteriorated badly
Topic: What are those little icons at the top left of most pages?
Wenders

Forum: Site Updates, Suggestions & Corrections   Posted: 02/06/2008 19:50:42   Subject: What are those little icons at the top left of most pages?
[quote="simonrl"]These ;)

Just added social / networking site icons to the top left of most pages (all mines, albums, photos and most forum pages). If you use any of these sites this allows
Topic: Artefacts in mines
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 10/04/2008 22:58:12   Subject: Artefacts in mines
[quote="Vanoord"][quote="hymac580c"]Guy Gibson's dog was called 'Blackie' if I recall.
:offtopic: [/quote]

Close! He was called what we now refer to as "the N-word"....

[/q
Topic: NAMHO 2008
Wenders

Forum: Events   Posted: 19/02/2008 12:00:35   Subject: NAMHO 2008
[quote="simonrl"]I certainly intend to, but need to check first if it conflicts with summer holiday...[/quote]

Another holiday :ohmygod:

Does the Queen know you have this many
Topic: T Shirt Slogan
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 19/01/2008 00:08:09   Subject: T Shirt Slogan
How about:-

"Nothing is beneath us" or to that effect???
Topic: Bring back Nimrod
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 04/01/2008 15:31:01   Subject: Bring back Nimrod
[quote="Vanoord"]Ello again Wenders :)

:lol: :lol: [/quote]

Did you miss me :angel:
Topic: Bring back Nimrod
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 04/01/2008 15:25:41   Subject: Bring back Nimrod
There is an imposter in our midst Colonel Mustard is his name :ban:

Bring back Nimrod! :thumbsup:

:oops: :offtopic:
Topic: Christmas
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 25/12/2007 22:24:27   Subject: Christmas
Here goes!

What food does a vampire hate????

Steak! :o

Sorry :oops:
Topic: Christmas
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 25/12/2007 11:29:43   Subject: Christmas
[quote="merddinemrys"]Anybody got any trips planned this afternoon? :lol: [/quote]

Colonel Mustard left me to cook dinner and has gone off to somewhere in the Coniston mines :o

Topic: Christmas
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 24/12/2007 23:22:06   Subject: Christmas
Merry Christmas....... :flowers:

from me too ;D
Topic: Christmas
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 21/12/2007 20:45:27   Subject: Christmas
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?

Sandy Claus! :lol:
Topic: Christmas
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 21/12/2007 15:26:59   Subject: Christmas
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?

Claus-trophobic

there getting worse! :lol:
Topic: Christmas
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 21/12/2007 15:24:52   Subject: Christmas
Here's a christmas cracker!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite :tongue:
Topic: Good serviec from Peli
Wenders

Forum: Exploration Chat   Posted: 15/12/2007 10:57:18   Subject: Good serviec from Peli
That is good service! and quick too! :thumbsup:

Won't mention the spelling! :oops: :offtopic: :ban:

:angel: "Say no more" :angel:
Topic: U.K. light cannon
Wenders

Forum: Underground Photography & Video   Posted: 29/11/2007 00:13:25   Subject: U.K. light cannon
[quote="Vanoord"]You bought 50?!! :o :o

And how come nobody has pointed out that the diffuser looks like a sex toy?

So many questions, so little time!
[/quote]

Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 23/11/2007 17:58:56   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
Willie is driving along the M6 at 105mph when a traffic car pulls him up.
The officer asks him for his driving licence.
"Hivnae got one they took it aff me fur dangerous drivin'" says Willie
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 23/11/2007 11:38:31   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
The Chicken and The Horse

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him o
Topic: Wouldn't care to meet one of these in a quarry...
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 21/11/2007 10:29:48   Subject: Wouldn't care to meet one of these in a quarry...
[quote="simonrl"]Fortunately I think they died out a while back...

[url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7104421.stm[/url]

:offtopic: :)[/quote]

Is that the one th
Topic: New Baby
Wenders

Forum: Underground Photography & Video   Posted: 14/11/2007 12:26:26   Subject: New Baby
[quote="Jimbo"][quote="Wenders"][quote="Nimrod"]

Now..... where did I put that £300 ??
:o [/quote]

I guess my xmas pressie has decreased in value!!! :o [/quote]

Topic: New Baby
Wenders

Forum: Underground Photography & Video   Posted: 14/11/2007 09:07:15   Subject: New Baby
[quote="Nimrod"]

Now..... where did I put that £300 ??
:o [/quote]

I guess my xmas pressie has decreased in value!!! :o
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 09/11/2007 14:59:03   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
Chinese Sex Therapist
After no dates or sex for 5 yrs a woman goes to see a chinese sex therapist. Dr Chang. He says Take off all your clothes and get down and craw reery, reery fas to other side
Topic: Photo competion
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 05/10/2007 12:25:07   Subject: Photo competion
[quote="simonrl"]Depends if I get time to do the results web page today :([/quote]

Well if there was a work hard competition, I would vote for simon........and no im not in the competition
Topic: Simon Discovers real mines
Wenders

Forum: North West England   Posted: 03/10/2007 16:08:07   Subject: Simon Discovers real mines
Good place to set up a Guillotine.........that would be really hardcore :o
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 28/09/2007 19:42:17   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
This old lady walks into the Doctor's office and says,
"Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with
farting. It's not really a social problem, because you can't smell it or hear i
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 28/09/2007 14:40:54   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions.
The 70 year old man says, "I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee."
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 28/09/2007 13:34:22   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
HUSBAND: Shall we try a different position tonight?
WIFE: That's a good idea.... you stand by the ironing
board while I sit on the sofa and fart. :tongue:
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 19/09/2007 17:51:21   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!"

The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"

Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 19/09/2007 11:45:29   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
For Simon :lol:

What do you call a pirate with no eye?

A prate
Topic: Reconoitring a Copper mine
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 12/09/2007 22:35:11   Subject: Reconoitring a Copper mine
For sure mines are man made and would exist if not for smashing minerals out of them, but an abandonned mine is more than a trophy hunting ground for collectors, it's a historic monument, a tribute to
Topic: Quiet
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 08/09/2007 21:27:20   Subject: Quiet
[quote="Nimrod"]Quite the opposite for me actually.. I finally got to go up in the glider !!![/quote]

The instructor pilot with Nimrod said he would push him out if I paid him £5.00........
Topic: Quiet
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 08/09/2007 21:22:19   Subject: Quiet
Nimrod dragged me up a mountain today ::)
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 07/09/2007 16:09:42   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
A bear and a rabbit are taking a dump in the woods.

The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have a problem with **** sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit says, "No, of course
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 07/09/2007 13:35:46   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
That joke Nimrod is awful :thumbdown: :glare:
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 04/09/2007 11:30:23   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
[quote="Nimrod"]Crap jokes...... :ban: :ban: :ban:
-------------------------------------
:ban: Nimrod from telling jokes :lol:
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 04/09/2007 08:51:59   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
Clunk.....this is my favourite also :thumbsup:
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 03/09/2007 15:00:38   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke
Two cows were talking in the field. One cow says, "Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that's going around?"



The other cow answers, "Yeah, makes you glad you're a penguin,
Topic: Vanoord's a Joke
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 23/08/2007 14:12:56   Subject: Vanoord's a Joke

Condoms!!!


Imagine if all the major brands started selling their own condoms and kept their original tag-lines...

Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
Te
Topic: Big Chamber (photo)
Wenders

Forum: North Wales   Posted: 21/08/2007 15:05:37   Subject: Big Chamber (photo)
[quote="simonrl"]:)

On another forum, Vanoord described me as a 'device'. I'm not sure whether to be insulted or worried...[/quote]

Would this device require batteries??? :blink
Topic: Big Chamber (photo)
Wenders

Forum: North Wales   Posted: 21/08/2007 14:40:15   Subject: Big Chamber (photo)
Don't worry Simon........size isnt everything.... :lol:
Topic: Liking this, want to play
Wenders

Forum: General Chat   Posted: 17/08/2007 15:51:27   Subject: Liking this, want to play
[quote="Nimrod"]Yeahh... lol.... If anyone does this without Cowstails, I may even put my hand into my wallet & buy them a pint.. :lol:

[/quote]

I will levitate if nimrod buys
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