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Roy Morton

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Vanoord's a Joke
Posted: 28/11/2012 23:30:37
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sinker wrote:

I walked out of my job at the Helium Baloon Company today.

I told the boss "You can't talk to me like that...."



NICE ONE !! Laugh

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Posted: 29/11/2012 07:45:21
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I always thought that was a circular birth mark on my behind, now I realise it's actually a cigar burn Confused

...Lister;~)

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Posted: 21/12/2012 14:03:11
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I was at home the other day just doing a bit of house work when very rudely I was visited by Death, just walsed in in his big black cape with his scythe!
I gave a damn good beating with the vacuum cleaner and packed him on his way.....

I always did like Dyson with Death........

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Posted: 21/12/2012 14:17:14
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Get ya coat and there's the door Wink

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Posted: 21/12/2012 20:57:10
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Beware of buying cattle on ebay, you might get a paypal bull. IP: 217.42.251.172
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Posted: 21/12/2012 21:06:35
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The world is going to end at 11:11 today! Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh IP: 2.99.195.116
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Posted: 21/12/2012 21:08:30
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An Aruban, an Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Uzbek, a Cypriot, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, an Israeli, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahaman, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, a Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian and 2 Africans......walk into a very posh restaurant.






"I'm sorry," says the maƮtre d', after eyeing the group...





"You can't come in here without a Thai. " Laugh Laugh Laugh


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Crime doesn't stand a chance .... IP: 86.179.88.160 Edited: 22/12/2012 09:04:34 by sinker
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Posted: 21/12/2012 23:18:14
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Aruban ?? IP: 217.42.251.172
Roy Morton

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Posted: 22/12/2012 01:21:24
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Sinker.....and I thought I'd posted some bad'uns.....
Nice one...... Laugh Laugh Laugh Thumbs Up

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IP: 109.157.28.120 Edited: 05/01/2013 01:08:33 by Roy Morton
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Posted: 22/12/2012 09:03:36
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Roy Morton wrote:

Sinker.....and I thought I'd posted some bad'uns.....


Always a pleasure mate Laugh Laugh

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Posted: 30/12/2012 10:30:49
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Sometimes reality is funnier than fiction ....

Did anybody see the latest Vauxhall car called a "Mokka" ? Somehow dont think it will be a big seller around Liverpool where mokka in a scouse accent means dog s**t !!

Hence the phrase "Eh lah lookout fer de mokka on dee pediment!" Translates as "I say, beware of the dog excrement on the pavement.!"

Somehow methinks Vauxhall's research section missed this. Oops
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Posted: 04/01/2013 13:46:19
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Sad

I got sacked from the airbed factory today.

It was really unfair....I really tried to make a go of it there.....
I pulled out all the stops....




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Posted: 04/01/2013 13:53:38
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True

After performing a kata at the karate club I was asked to do one part of it again.
The Sensei watched carefully and then told me that I need to get my leg over more.

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Whatever you find difficult do more not less, then it become easy.
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Posted: 04/01/2013 21:23:01
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Laugh Laugh IP: 86.142.3.251
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Posted: 08/01/2013 19:55:08
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SITUATIONS VACANT



Mudflap wanted.





Must be flexible and willing to travel.

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Posted: 08/01/2013 20:01:04
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I was just in the supermarket buying a bottle of wine for this evening when an attractive young lady bent over right in front of me to reach for a chardonnay.

I on the other hand just got a semillon.
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Posted: 09/01/2013 17:27:18
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dreadful.... Laugh

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Roy Morton

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Posted: 22/01/2013 02:13:09
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A bad workman blames his fools

EDIT: *tools

stupid keyboard.

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Posted: 30/01/2013 22:35:14
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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A YORKSHIRE GIRL!
Three friends married women from different parts of the world...The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from Yorkshire. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he urinates...'Thumbs Up'

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Posted: 06/02/2013 16:22:06
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Great news that Richard III's skeleton has been identified and reassembled.

I love it when a Plantagenet comes together.

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