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| Author | Vanoord's a Joke |
Roy Morton Joined: 09/10/2007 Location: Redruth Cornwall View Profile View Posts View Personal Album View Personal Files View all Photos Send Private Message |
Vanoord's a Joke
Posted: 14/01/2021 02:52:28 Reply | Quote It is best to whisper! A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied, in a loud voice, "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?" The man responded in a loud voice: "£800 FOR ONE NIGHT? ..... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people". -- "You Chinese think of everything!" "But I''m not Chinese!" "Then you must have forgotten something!" IP: 86.139.168.180 |
sinker Joined: 13/12/2010 Location: North Wales. View Profile View Posts View Personal Album View Personal Files View all Photos Send Private Message |
Vanoord's a Joke
Posted: 14/01/2021 07:29:20 Reply | Quote I know a Dutchman who has a really comfortable pair of inflatable shoes. I noticed that I hadn't seen him out and about for ages and wondered where he was. Sadly, he's popped his clogs.   -- Yma O Hyd.... IP: 82.132.246.48 |
legendrider Joined: 13/07/2014 Location: Darlington View Profile View Posts View Personal Album View Personal Files View all Photos Send Private Message |
Vanoord's a Joke
Posted: 14/01/2021 09:43:57 Reply | Quote Last night I watched a documentary about shipbuilding in the 1930's It was riveting!  -- festina lente IP: 81.100.181.10 |
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Grout1 Joined: 08/03/2011 Location: West Wales View Profile View Posts View Personal Album View Personal Files View all Photos Send Private Message |
Vanoord's a Joke
Posted: 14/01/2021 13:14:15 Reply | Quote I once had a drilling contract in a graveyard. Thought it was going to be exciting, but it turned out to be dead boring. IP: 92.24.167.245 |
