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Vanoord's a Joke
Posted: 14/01/2021 02:52:28
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It is best to whisper!

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.



He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?

The girl replied, in a loud voice,
"NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was
deeply embarrassed and moved to another table.


After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table
and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is
thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"


The man responded in a loud voice: "£800 FOR ONE NIGHT? .....

I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"


All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The man whispered to her:

"I study law, and I know how to screw people".

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sinker

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Vanoord's a Joke
Posted: 14/01/2021 07:29:20
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I know a Dutchman who has a really comfortable pair of inflatable shoes.


I noticed that I hadn't seen him out and about for ages and wondered where he was.




Sadly, he's popped his clogs. Sad


Surrender





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Vanoord's a Joke
Posted: 14/01/2021 09:43:57
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Last night I watched a documentary about shipbuilding in the 1930's

It was riveting! Roll Eyes

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Vanoord's a Joke
Posted: 14/01/2021 13:14:15
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I once had a drilling contract in a graveyard.
Thought it was going to be exciting, but it turned out to be dead boring.
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