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Posted: 30/10/2017 17:07:00
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Posted: 30/10/2017 17:18:41
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Mathematician's answerphone message:

"The number you have dialled is imaginary. Please replace the handset, rotate the phone through 90 degrees and try again."


If you don't immediately fall about laughing then you may need to Google it....... Smartass



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Posted: 30/10/2017 17:54:40
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Oooooh that's deep....
Black magic afoot !

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Posted: 30/10/2017 20:23:13
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Roy Morton wrote:

Oooooh that's deep....
Black magic afoot !


Wink

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Posted: 30/10/2017 22:29:57
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How about the Medieval phone announcements.
"The castle you're storming is unassailable, please try later"
Or
"Please hold, the bear you are goring knows you are baiting."

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IP: 95.145.86.101 Edited: 30/10/2017 22:33:18 by Mr.C
Roy Morton

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Posted: 08/11/2017 17:22:00
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3.00pm. Going for a digital prostate exam. Wow technology has really moved on.

3.15. Technology really needs to move on.

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Posted: 08/11/2017 17:52:05
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sinker wrote:


Mathematician's answerphone message:

"The number you have dialled is imaginary. Please replace the handset, rotate the phone through 90 degrees and try again."


If you don't immediately fall about laughing then you may need to Google it....... Smartass



Nah... Don't rotate..."Phone j the operator" Smile

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Posted: 08/11/2017 19:07:16
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lozz wrote:

sinker wrote:



"The number you have dialled is imaginary. Please replace the handset, rotate the phone through 90 degrees and try again."



Nah... Don't rotate..."Phone j the operator" Smile

Lozz.


Laugh Laugh Nice one, very good.

"If j is +ve, advance the phase of the phasor by 90 degrees" always sounded more like a line from Star Trek rather than from an electronics lecture. Laugh




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Posted: 25/11/2017 00:07:46
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I thought about posting a joke about sodium hydride....and then I thought NaH....!

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